Raise your hand if

1.  You've ever slept with sand in your bed because the kids were pushing their cars around in their pretend dunes.

2.  You've thought to yourself, maybe it would be better if we just had dirt floors because you're always vacuuming, moping, or shampooing the dirt out of them.

3.  OR you thought you might just get new floors the color of DIRT.

4.  You find dishes and silverware all over the house , including in and under beds, in closets & toy boxes, the garage, shower, frontyard, backyard, and even garbage can. ALMOST DAILY.

5.  You've sprained your ankle a billion times on shoes or toys while walking to the bathroom at night.

6.  You find your littlest has peed in the bathtub and garbage can because he took the bathroom stool to another room and couldn't bring it back to the bathroom in time when he had to go, so those other two things were just the perfect height.

7.  All the DVD's are made into giant towers that crash down over and over again.

8.  Game pieces seem to become new missiles that rocket launch behind the TV, beds, in the ceiling fans or in cracks never to be see again. Unless sucked up with the vacuum hose.

9.  Your kids think that toothpaste is also used for graffiting on the bathroom mirror.

10.  Your kids always have to go #2 when there is no bathroom for miles around like on a MAX train, on a trip in the middle of nowhere, or when your in the back corner of the World's largest Costco.